Menu Explorers Prints

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

The Dinner Builiding

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

'No viscera, please! We're Americans!'

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

La Table

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Your lobster was off!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Is the MSG local?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."