Menu Appreciation Mugs

"Is the MSG local?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Menu Dating

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Grandma's caf

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"I might just get a pie."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

Am Awful Crammer.

WHACK!

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Old Spice

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Slow food restaurant

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'