Mentorship Celebrations Gifts

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

If you want to see love be love.

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"