Mentorship Appreciator Gifts

'Is this your first time at formation flying?'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Hay Rides $10

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I think I can". (train)

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

You've Got Mail

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Tim, there's more to coaching than trying to get everyone to be just like you!"

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Shows you how much I know."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I like you, Hargrove, and I've decided to take you under my wing.'