Mental State Adventurer Mugs

"Another epiphany, dear?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wall St. or True Love.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Ego Increasing School

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You have got to want to change."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

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