Mental Resilience Explorer Pillows

'You're in the big leagues, Sid, so suck it up. If the voices in your head are heckling you, just ignore them.'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

X-ray Psychology.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

Redundancies

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

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'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Brain Sunrise

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"First day out of bed?"

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

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"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."