Mental Resilience Explorer Mugs

'You're in the big leagues, Sid, so suck it up. If the voices in your head are heckling you, just ignore them.'

X-ray Psychology.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Redundancies

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Brain Sunrise

Caption Contest TK

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"First day out of bed?"

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"This sense of remorse... should I be concerned?"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."