Mental Preparation Gifts

'Steve is our top salesperson. His secret is spending time visualizing success before he comes to work.'

Hungry child

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Emergency Phone.

Nervous Oral Testing

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Examinations.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Contest of wills.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Prepper Dog

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Emergency Underpants

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Contest to enter the University

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Always be prepared."