Mental Labyrinth Lover Gifts

Sigmund Freud.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Guru in a maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

maze

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

Freeways in the Supermarket

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

Everyone thinks they can do it

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper