Mental Health Wizard Pillows

Cheer up instructions: Think of a place you have fond memories of. . . go there.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Uptight End"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'