Mental Health Wizard Pillows

Cheer up instructions: Think of a place you have fond memories of. . . go there.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

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