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'I feel rootless.'

'What's the point in life? We're all going to die eventually, anyway...'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Dreams I have had...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

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You are what you eat!

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

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'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

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'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Have you been working out?'

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'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'