Mental Health Mage Prints

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

It's A Breeze

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Girl's weight issues.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Lockdown Brain

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Post-psychoanalysis

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."