Mental Wellness Maven Prints

"And how are we with our crazy pills this morning, Hon'?", "All set, babe."

"Ever since my shrink found I have two other personalities, he's been billing me triple."

Happiness and Wellness Training

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"The overthinker"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

DNA Analysis.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

The end is near

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'