Mental Wellness Maven Prints

"And how are we with our crazy pills this morning, Hon'?", "All set, babe."

"Ever since my shrink found I have two other personalities, he's been billing me triple."

Happiness and Wellness Training

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"The overthinker"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

DNA Analysis.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

The end is near

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

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'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'