Mental Health Mage Pillows

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

It's A Breeze

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Girl's weight issues.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

Post-psychoanalysis

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."