Mental Health Counselor Mugs

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

"See? No one's in the closet. It was just a dream. Your boss isn't out to get you."

How To Get Up and Get Dressed

Bi-polar bear: 'Woo hoo! I feel great! On the other hand...life is essentially bleak...'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"It probably wouldn't work."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"You must learn to let go."

'Narcissism Helpline. How can you help me?'

Self-assertive class.

'The first step was admitting I didn't really have a problem.'

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

'One owner. Couldn't handle the payments.'

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

"Do I take it you're still suffering from SAD?"

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Oh, it's not depression. It's charmingly accurate worldview."

Amnesiacs Anonymous

James decided to stay in that night.

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

When did you start thinking there might be something wrong with you? When you told me!

The inside of a person's head is revealed to show the battle between intellect and emotion.

'Well, here we are at last.'

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'People find me boring, Doc'

Dog Psychiatrist: 'So how long have you had this unhealthy aversion to drinking from the toilet?'