Mental Health Clinician Mugs

Therapy clinic with an entrance for people with low self-esteem

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

America, are we learning anything?

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Surfing the daily stress

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."