Mental Exploration Mugs

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Mind Island

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"You have got to want to change."

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'