Intellectual Exploration Mugs

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Dangerous ideas

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Man at door of Think Tank sees signs Closed Now a Thought Tank.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Apples for sale

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thinking Gears

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Omara Portuondo

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

A boy acting suspiciously

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.