Mental Escapist Prints

"From time to time, George likes to go to his Happy Place."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Tree house.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Desert Mirage

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Kissing Hands

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Our bills are getting too high."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."