Mental Athlete Pillows

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Prawn Amend

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

Brain Training

Bobby Fischer

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Surfing the daily stress

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

Bullseye!

Monica Seles

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

31. 19. 55.7.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Tour de Frank"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'