'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'
Mental Athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift for your mental athlete? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items designed to celebrate mental agility and clever problem-solving. Ideal for puzzle enthusiasts and brainiacs alike, these unique gifts bring humor and admiration together in perfect harmony. Whether it's for a friend, sibling, or yourself, these creative presents are sure to inspire and amuse anyone who loves stretching their mental muscles.
Prawn Amend
"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."
Brain Training
Bobby Fischer
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
Surfing the daily stress
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
Pinocchio's Second Realization
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
Bullseye!
Monica Seles
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
A married couple share the same pole vault.
31. 19. 55.7.
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
"Tour de Frank"
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
Mental Athlete Gifts Collection
Mental Athlete Mugs
Looking for more brainy humor? Explore our collection of mugs designed for mental athletes and puzzle lovers that add a dash of wit to every coffee break.
Mental Athlete Pillows
Spoil your mental athlete with cozy pillows featuring witty quotes and clever designs. Perfect for adding personality to any living space.
Mental Athlete Prints
Inspire their space with prints that celebrate mental agility. Perfect for mental athletes who love clever art and motivational quotes.
Mental Athlete T-Shirts
Find the perfect tee to showcase a love for mental challenges. Our t-shirts for mental athletes combine humor with a clever message—great for casual wear or puzzle nights.