Mensard Pillows

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

Killer Executive Suits.

I like the Jets...I guess

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look, a bug!"

"And this is our media room."

Romantic Violinist.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Men's business romper.

SALE

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"That'll be five bucks."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Raised by Dogs

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'