Men's Guide Readers Mugs

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"All the celebrities come here."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Maternity ward.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

What it takes to be a leader.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Manual Worker

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Manual Labor.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

DIY motor repairs.

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Mowing manual.

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

'Best guide I ever had.'