Men's Groups Pillows

'We're gonna beat the crap out of the Smallton Men's Group.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

New Suit.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Movember

"So, how do you want it?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

The Organic

The Dandy

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Men's Health Screenings.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

The Aging of Underwear

Beard fails

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Two men in barber shop

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

My Life in Beards.

'Note the bold use of gray.'