Memory Sharing Gifts

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Multi-Generational Books

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"I cross the road to forget."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'