Memory Musings Gifts

"I just think that if I don't do anything memorable, it will be less I'll have to remember when I get dementia."

My First Camera

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

I painted them all from memory.

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Animal and Human Memory

"It's the dog."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

Three-way mirror

'Memo to the wife...'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Ecce homo!'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

'Boy, that brings back memories.'

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL