Memory Misplacer T-Shirts

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Where's my glove?'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Senior PGA Moment.

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

London map drawn from memory.

Study more to pass more tests.

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Amnesiac Deja View

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

'My job is safe. This guy is a regular and he drinks to forget.'

'Darn! -- Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Now where did I park my car?"

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'We need to decide where to put what's left of your money. I suggest something short-term - like your memory.'

"Her memory's going-can I get it put right on the National Health?"

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."