Memory Lapse Giggler Pillows

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

Ah-Choo!

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Something happened to the cows...

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

Shopping for bandages...

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.