Memory Lapse Giggler Pillows

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

Ah-Choo!

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Something happened to the cows...

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

Shopping for bandages...

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

'Ye olde optician.'

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"These decorative watermelons are tastier."