Memory Helpers Mugs

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

Remember when?... When was that?

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'