Memory Helpers Prints

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Remember when?... When was that?

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!