Memory Wizards Mugs

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Senior PGA Moment.

Tech support...can I help you!

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Manual Labor.

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"