Meme Explorers Pillows

"It prevents me from making controversial arm gestures."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

WTF?

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Tinnitus?"

Alternative Medicine

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"