Membership Pillows

"I won an award from my club! I'm the only member who doesn't owe membership dues."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Human Rights for All

Midwest Winter Items.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Labor Day '19

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Church Restoration Fund.

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

A Kangermoo

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

"Can we discuss this?"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

Writer's Strike

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Unison plans strikes

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'