Membership Prints

"I won an award from my club! I'm the only member who doesn't owe membership dues."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Human Rights for All

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Labor Day '19

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Church Restoration Fund.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

A Kangermoo

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"Can we discuss this?"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

Writer's Strike

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Unison plans strikes

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'