Melody Motivator Gifts

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Cycling with a harp case

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Team Leader

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Sportsman and music

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Image changing.

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fishing Music

Oh, like you've never had a rap song stuck in your head.

Romance Music

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

Thought for Wednesday

Playing the Puppet Strings

Get up and in shape!

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

"My family has no idea what my personality would be like without yoga."

"Get Back in!"

'Give up wine, women, and if you still insist on song, take singing lessons, you're flat.'

"I'm going to go out there and give it my all. I mean who cares if I look like a potato!"

'Oh, you know. I'm up . . .I'm down. . .'

"I bet you can't do that- paint your toe-nails without bending your knees!2

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

'Sticking to your diet won't be easy, Mrs. Gelfman...You have to go to some length to change your width.'

The Four Horsemen of the Gympocalypse."