Melody Combatant Gifts

Musical Fight

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

The Music Seed

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Champions league'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Musical Bicycle.

Pianist-boxer

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

A dog banging a snare drum.

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Boxing with your harp

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Pizza Fencing

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"If I were a carpenter"

An obstacle course for musicians,

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Chef's duel.

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Music theft.

"Jake, we women find your lyrics cruel, demeaning, and uncool."

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."

'Symphony'

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

"Kung Flu Fighting."