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'HI-HO, HI-HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO...' 'How come you never sang when I was a NHS patient?'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Ladies

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'And who are you wearing?'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Monica Bellucci

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Bass Clef

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Bar Refaeli

Liz Hurley

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I've received celebrity status!'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Paris Hilton

Diane Kruger

Musical Discord

Joan Crawford junior