Melodious Mate Pillows

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

"I made you a mixtape."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

It's good to get together with friends!

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Australian stress counselling.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

Two Old Boys

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Romance Music

Pub Quiz

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'Let's get our wives together and have a party.' - 'Ok, where should we leave them?'

Muzak and its variations.

'I've stopped the water: You can stay dry while you fix the dam now...'

Special Cards for Special Friends

"I've got some mates coming round to my place later to stare at their phones."

"Are you decent?"

Man playing the flute

Two Men

"You're my best bud..!"