Melodious Prankster Pillows

Classical gas - musician farting music

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Diving Cat.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."