Melanoma Researcher T-Shirts

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Disease Management

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Corona Funeral

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Coronavirus

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

COVID 19

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'