Mega Tailgater Mugs

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Go long!'

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'