Meeting Marathoners Pillows

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."