Conversation Marathoner Pillows

'Sorry, but we're transfering you from 'hold' to 'holdover'.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."