Meeting Juggler T-Shirts

"The treasurer's report will be delayed until the 6th race at Ascot."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Since the schedule reorganizing, we haven't yet figured out what to do with Harris.'

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

"Tell Anderson to come in here. Marketing has something to bounce off him."

'I'm sometimes right and I'm sometimes wrong. A positive attitude on your part is to agree with me in both cases.'

Charlie Takes a Time Out

I think you put it off long enough.

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Brickie's Mate

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Future Micro MGR.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."