Meditative Lawyer Vibes T-Shirts

Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Zenemies.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Why am I running?

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'Have you been working out?'

"Hoarder."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

It's A Breeze

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'