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Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Zenemies.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Why am I running?

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Have you been working out?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"