Meditation Pillows

Waiting for the Sun

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Try thinking about something else."

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

Zen Kitty

"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."

"Mom?"

Moment of Truth: 'Is there a doctor in the house?'

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm busy living out the anxieties of a completely hypothetical situation."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

"With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

'I'd really appreciate it if you'd refrain from shouting 'KA-CHING!!!' every time you become one with the universe.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'I wish you were more self-reflective.'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'