Meditation Mogul T-Shirts

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Investments: Join out meditation group - 'Get in touch with your inner greed.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Zenemies.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Yoga.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Meditation

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Greed.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."