Medieval Warriors Mugs

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Lovers

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Medieval King

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

King Richard I

'I envisioned something more robust'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Ground score!"

'Just like mother used to make.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Knight/Bird.

Knight

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Porcupine emerges from medieval mace.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."