
Castle with parking lot.
Dress your medieval lover in humor and style with our witty T-shirts inspired by castles, knights, and legendary tales, perfect for showcasing their passion with a fun twist.
Castle with parking lot.
"Maybe if we put stone statues in their place, no one will notice that they've flown away."
"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."
Messanger Running Into Castle as Drawbridge Shuts Behind Him.
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
Pirate
'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
Dragon and Dragoff
'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'
Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
'The knights are drawing closer'
'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'
"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."
'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'
"But they told me I was too big to fail."
"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."
Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield
A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis
Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.
John Stuart Mill
'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'
'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'
The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.
Victorian Pub Scene
'I envisioned something more robust'
Remounts for the Yeomanry
Antique Selfie
Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.
"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."
"Ground score!"
'What's this I hear about you running against me?'
John Wycliffe
"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."
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