Medieval Times Admirer Pillows

Target Practice

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"You're just bowing to political correctness."

"Relax - he called you a peasant, not a pedant."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Knight feeding his kids.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

TV jester.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

underwater knight

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Car joust.